Dream Cast: The Three Musketeers

Posted: December 14, 2011 in Uncategorized
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I was day dreaming the other day while rereading Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers about who my dream cast would be in a modern adaptation of Three Musketeers.

But Lindsay, you say, wasn’t there an adaptation that just came out this summer?!

And to that I say, fuck that! Doesn’t count! I”m talking about the REAL Three Musketeers. You know, Based on the BOOK. And in order to scrub that unfortunate CGI-fest out of my brain, here’s who should be in the next adaptation…

d’Artagnan: Chris Pine

Look at that cocky, shit-eating grin!

Already has experience playing overly confident up-starts!
Athos: Liam Neeson


Porthos: Jason Statham

Speaking of smart-ass grins...

Aramis: Michael Fassbender

Doesn't even need a sword...

Cardinal Richelieu: Goeffrey Rush

He could sneakily fuck your shit up.

Milady de Winter: Angelina Jolie

She's gonna sexily fuck your shit up.

Louis XIII: Daniel Bruhl

It's good to be the king!

Queen Anne: Anne Hathaway

Not always so good to be the queen

Buckingham: Benedict Cumberbatch

Yeah. This is for me.

With Ralph Fiennes directing

This is even more totally for me...


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